So adorable, you almost don't realize you're eating a vegetable!

This cheese dude is clearly from a bygone era before every parent outfitted their kids with pads and braces for every joint and a big dorky helmet. Rock on, cheese dude!

Well hello lunch buddies! Shall we sit in the park today while I eat each one of your tiny little faces off? Thanks for being so cheerful about all this, you're real troopers.

Obviously what this lunch is missing is eggs! but don't waste your food by throwing it at those pigs over there.