Well hello lunch buddies! Shall we sit in the park today while I eat each one of your tiny little faces off? Thanks for being so cheerful about all this, you're real troopers.
This cheese dude is clearly from a bygone era before every parent outfitted their kids with pads and braces for every joint and a big dorky helmet. Rock on, cheese dude!
So adorable, you almost don't realize you're eating a vegetable!
Obviously what this lunch is missing is eggs! but don't waste your food by throwing it at those pigs over there.