Real concrete! Real tiny! Real adorable!
Prim and proper pixels!
Cuppington is here to cheer you up. Don't worry, he won't tell corny jokes and put on a clown nose, he'll just keep smiling and being sweet and sassy.
Wear your geekiness with pride! Pair it with your three keyboard cat moon shirt and leave the nerd boys swooning in your wake.
What flavors is this guy, do you think? Pistachio and mocha? Mint and chocolate? Green tea and cinnamon?
Though it won't be much help in an emergency, having a reminder of the natural functions of the body should keep things from getting too heavy.