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Though it won't be much help in an emergency, having a reminder of the natural functions of the body should keep things from getting too heavy.
Four snacks, eight hands, and only one mouth, it's a real dilemma.
For having such an amazing hairdo, you should have a happier look on your face!
Cuppington is here to cheer you up. Don't worry, he won't tell corny jokes and put on a clown nose, he'll just keep smiling and being sweet and sassy.
Pumpkin pie is just about as delicious as a pie can get, the smell alone can make me drool. This necklace looks and smells like the real thing, only tiny. And not edible. You can satisfy your cravings without the calories!
Does that cheese go all the way up?