It doesn't get much classier than a jaunty hat, a monocle and a mustache!
His horn's too stubby and cute to do any damage, go ahead, wear him every day!
I'm really good at losing and forgetting rings when I take them off. Maybe if I had a pet narwhal he'd remind me to put them back on!
Hey, even a narwhal needs a place to record his dreams and musings before bedtime.
We all know that unicorns are magical and narwhals are the unicorn of the sea so why wouldn't you want a narwhal to snuggle with?
Isn't it nice to snuggle with a narwhal without getting stabbed in the eye?
Well aren't you the most dapper aquatic mammal I've ever seen?