We all know that unicorns are magical and narwhals are the unicorn of the sea so why wouldn't you want a narwhal to snuggle with?
I'm really good at losing and forgetting rings when I take them off. Maybe if I had a pet narwhal he'd remind me to put them back on!
Isn't it nice to snuggle with a narwhal without getting stabbed in the eye?
His horn's too stubby and cute to do any damage, go ahead, wear him every day!
It doesn't get much classier than a jaunty hat, a monocle and a mustache!
Hey, even a narwhal needs a place to record his dreams and musings before bedtime.
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