This is much better looking than the neighbor's dining room across the alley.
Keep your toes warm and your nerd cred intact.
Why dig in the dirt when you can carry a mushroom in your pocket!
I like to slip tiny things into pockets of jackets I know I won't wear for a while as a future surprise. This would be a great pocket surprise.
Is the bloom off the rose? Is the novelty of your iPad wearing off? Spruce it up a bit with a mushroom case! Re-up that nerd cred and walk the cubicle maze with your head held high!