I call dibs on Sam the Eagle! He's so stern and ridiculous, I want to eat his unibrow first. Who is your favorite?
I've always wanted to nibble on Rowlf's tender, floppy ears. You don't think he'd mind do you?
I hope their pockets aren't stuffed with volatile compounds that cause explosions! Poor Beaker. He's had so many accidental chemical skin peels. On the upside, it keeps him looking young!
I love Muppets, I love Animal, I love the Muppets version of the "Twelve Days of Christmas," but why is Animal sitting by this cake? Christmas mysteries!
I will sing "The Rainbow Connection" to him every night and have the sweetest of dreams.