I call dibs on Sam the Eagle! He's so stern and ridiculous, I want to eat his unibrow first. Who is your favorite?
I will sing "The Rainbow Connection" to him every night and have the sweetest of dreams.
I've always wanted to nibble on Rowlf's tender, floppy ears. You don't think he'd mind do you?
I hope their pockets aren't stuffed with volatile compounds that cause explosions! Poor Beaker. He's had so many accidental chemical skin peels. On the upside, it keeps him looking young!
I love Muppets, I love Animal, I love the Muppets version of the "Twelve Days of Christmas," but why is Animal sitting by this cake? Christmas mysteries!