If only everything in life were square and stackable, we wouldn't need shelves!
Drink out of these mugs over the holidays pointedly in front of your parents when you fly home to visit. Maybe they'll learn how to text.
Considering that cups spend most of their time on the shelf, show 'em off!
Do you prefer your coffee logical or a bit impulsive? Set humor to ludicrous speed!
I've always thought a squirrel tail would make a great handle. But usually I was thinking about how it was a handle to pick up a squirrel, not a cup.
Good moooooorning kitchen! Thank you for being so friendly and preparing my breakfast for me. Wait, you didn't cook? You're just grinning smugly at me? Ugh, I hate mornings.