Considering that cups spend most of their time on the shelf, show 'em off!
Good moooooorning kitchen! Thank you for being so friendly and preparing my breakfast for me. Wait, you didn't cook? You're just grinning smugly at me? Ugh, I hate mornings.
Do you prefer your coffee logical or a bit impulsive? Set humor to ludicrous speed!
No more fighting over whose mug belongs to whom!
As much as I wish I could drink a liquified cupcake out of one of these every day, I'll settle for tea.
I've always thought a squirrel tail would make a great handle. But usually I was thinking about how it was a handle to pick up a squirrel, not a cup.