Considering that cups spend most of their time on the shelf, show 'em off!
As much as I wish I could drink a liquified cupcake out of one of these every day, I'll settle for tea.
Do you prefer your coffee logical or a bit impulsive? Set humor to ludicrous speed!
I've always thought a squirrel tail would make a great handle. But usually I was thinking about how it was a handle to pick up a squirrel, not a cup.
Drink out of these mugs over the holidays pointedly in front of your parents when you fly home to visit. Maybe they'll learn how to text.
Good moooooorning kitchen! Thank you for being so friendly and preparing my breakfast for me. Wait, you didn't cook? You're just grinning smugly at me? Ugh, I hate mornings.