Considering that cups spend most of their time on the shelf, show 'em off!
If only everything in life were square and stackable, we wouldn't need shelves!
Drink out of these mugs over the holidays pointedly in front of your parents when you fly home to visit. Maybe they'll learn how to text.
Do you prefer your coffee logical or a bit impulsive? Set humor to ludicrous speed!
As much as I wish I could drink a liquified cupcake out of one of these every day, I'll settle for tea.
Good moooooorning kitchen! Thank you for being so friendly and preparing my breakfast for me. Wait, you didn't cook? You're just grinning smugly at me? Ugh, I hate mornings.