Do you prefer your coffee logical or a bit impulsive? Set humor to ludicrous speed!
If only everything in life were square and stackable, we wouldn't need shelves!
Good moooooorning kitchen! Thank you for being so friendly and preparing my breakfast for me. Wait, you didn't cook? You're just grinning smugly at me? Ugh, I hate mornings.
Drink out of these mugs over the holidays pointedly in front of your parents when you fly home to visit. Maybe they'll learn how to text.
No more fighting over whose mug belongs to whom!
I've always thought a squirrel tail would make a great handle. But usually I was thinking about how it was a handle to pick up a squirrel, not a cup.