What I would have given for a tiny mouse bed to carry around with me everywhere I go. Heck, I'm never too old!
Alfrey is sad an lonely. Won't you take him in and show him some happiness?
Do you tell your computer how much you love it? Maybe it's time. Get girly with it!
You know the cat would just rip the head off a catnip mouse anyway. Take out the guesswork here.