Plop this mouse on a hard surface, plug him in, and you've got a powerful speaker. Good job mousey!
Do you tell your computer how much you love it? Maybe it's time. Get girly with it!
Your mouse resents your opulent decor, treat it to its own rug.
Alfrey is sad an lonely. Won't you take him in and show him some happiness?
How can we make this any more clear?
You know the cat would just rip the head off a catnip mouse anyway. Take out the guesswork here.