Plop this mouse on a hard surface, plug him in, and you've got a powerful speaker. Good job mousey!
Be patient, mousey, when you hear the "DING!" then it will be cheese time.
Do you tell your computer how much you love it? Maybe it's time. Get girly with it!
What I would have given for a tiny mouse bed to carry around with me everywhere I go. Heck, I'm never too old!
Alfrey is sad an lonely. Won't you take him in and show him some happiness?
Your mouse resents your opulent decor, treat it to its own rug.