There's no excuse for not wearing awesome socks. Unless you're wearing sandals. Dear god.
I'm hoping this really burns when you spray it in someone's eyes. There are a few monsters at the bar I'd like to keep at bay.
We humans are complicated creatures, and evidently so are monsters. Where's the one for "hungover"? That's an emotion, right?
Don't be afraid, they will gently hold your laundry money and bobby pins witout losing a thing.
Hand crafted, colorful, useful, fierce!
Don't worry, I didn't forget where you stopped reading! Look, follow my lightning bolt, there! That's the spot!