This blockhead unicorn is not quite as happy looking as the title suggests, maybe it's just his way.
Your hot chocolate may produce tiny marshmallows out of pure fear at the sight of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man on this mug.
He looks sweet now, but if anyone tries to take anything out of your little pouch, he'll defend your property with fierceness.
There's no excuse for not wearing awesome socks. Unless you're wearing sandals. Dear god.
Don't be afraid, they will gently hold your laundry money and bobby pins witout losing a thing.
Don't worry, I didn't forget where you stopped reading! Look, follow my lightning bolt, there! That's the spot!