Even when he was a little dude, Godzilla was wreaking adorable havoc.
Your hot chocolate may produce tiny marshmallows out of pure fear at the sight of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man on this mug.
It was nice of you to paint your toenails, but you couldn't trim your ear hair while you were at it?
I'm hoping this really burns when you spray it in someone's eyes. There are a few monsters at the bar I'd like to keep at bay.
Even gloopy little green monsters need love. Can you really deny those sweet puppy dog eyes?
Raaaaaaawr! For having such big sharp teeth, Domo is certainly benign. I mean really, has anyone actually SEEN him kill any kittens? All bark, no bite. Until I bite his leg off, that is.