There's no excuse for not wearing awesome socks. Unless you're wearing sandals. Dear god.
Even gloopy little green monsters need love. Can you really deny those sweet puppy dog eyes?
This blockhead unicorn is not quite as happy looking as the title suggests, maybe it's just his way.
You can find this cutie and similar items at kritureart for 20$
He was worried that you got caught in some really bad traffic on the way home. He even has dinner ready for you.