At least it's your own mustache and not someone else's.
Traditionally in China, moon cakes are given to coworkers and families as traditional gifts and shared among several people with tea. Despite the 1200 calories per cake, I'd have a hard time sharing. Maybe it's a good thing I'm not Chinese.
This is another awesome mindblower of a dessert. I love me some salty & sweet combo action so this lovely concoction with its popcorn and pretzels and m&ms and icing is pretty much the best "cake" I can imagine. Much like I can put away a giant bowl of popcorn in one sitting, I'm pretty sure I could eat at least half of this "cake" while watching The Biggest Loser.