Don't worry, these hedgies are not pokey at all, just soft and warm and there for you when you need them.
My left hand is getting seriously tired of always being the prey. Let's switch it up a little, shall we?
Sometimes you have complicated feelings to express and the only thing you can think of to convey said feelings is a hamster dressed as a lumberjack. Go with your gut.
These mittens may not keep your cats from making too much noise all the time* but they'll at least keep your fingers warm on your way to the bar.