It's just a couple steps up from that gas station receipt you have been using up until now.
Every snack should come with an encouraging (or discouraging) message. I trust what a cupcake has to say. The sweetness can really soften the blow of some bad news.
My steaks are a little too static, they need more attitude.
I love it when my icing has something to teach me. It really justifies my gluttony.
I'm consumed by curiosity about what's on the paper! What does it say?!
Until cats can talk, this will have to do.
Now you can argue over the blanket and your affection!