I'm consumed by curiosity about what's on the paper! What does it say?!
I love it when my icing has something to teach me. It really justifies my gluttony.
My steaks are a little too static, they need more attitude.
Now you can argue over the blanket and your affection!
Every snack should come with an encouraging (or discouraging) message. I trust what a cupcake has to say. The sweetness can really soften the blow of some bad news.
It's just a couple steps up from that gas station receipt you have been using up until now.
Until cats can talk, this will have to do.