It's just a couple steps up from that gas station receipt you have been using up until now.

I love it when my icing has something to teach me. It really justifies my gluttony.

My steaks are a little too static, they need more attitude.

Now you can argue over the blanket and your affection!

I'm consumed by curiosity about what's on the paper! What does it say?!

Every snack should come with an encouraging (or discouraging) message. I trust what a cupcake has to say. The sweetness can really soften the blow of some bad news.

Until cats can talk, this will have to do.