He may seem hardened and cold, but underneath it all he's really sensitive and delicious.

Who would've thought you could wear an entire meal on your finger?

I think I'd enjoy airline food more if it was presented this well. I almost don't even care what it tastes like. Almost.

I wish every year was the year of the precious little dragon and box of meatballs. How could you have a bad year with meatballs?

So in the case of my kitchen I can only roll dice with beans, an old leek, tuna, olive oil, a mealy apple, peanut butter, and soy sauce. Not a great meal.

Most meals I make end up looking like the right hand portion of this bento; a mush of different types of food. I figure, it all ends up in the same place, who cares how it looks? Obviously someone cares. I'm so ashamed.

What Pac Man here doesn't realize is that he and the ghosts are really made of the same stuff. Let's all try to get along, shall we?