If hot chocolate really loved me it would be zero calories and never get cold and grow that weird skin over the top. It would also always carry a healthy dose of Rumplemintz in its depths.
I've always been a little creeped out by white rabbits with red eyes. I'd obviously have to eat their scary eyes first just to get the traumatic part out of the way. shudder Now that that's over, I'm just really glad this isn't a Peep. Those things are nasty.
Tired of the endless parade of latkes and sufganiyot? It would be nice to have something that isn't fried for a change, These festive marshmallows are seasonally appropriate and a sweet respite from a diet of miracle oils. Of course they're still solid sugar, no one said the holidays needed to be healthy!