This guy wants nothing more than to make your day brighter with his delicious pizza! Thanks, yarn dude!

Irises are hella masculine flowers.

Are you on or off today?

Ahhhhhh doesn't that look refreshing? Laying out on liverwurst beach with an umbrella and a lettuce bush nearby for a snack. We've been having freak hailstorms with lightning and thunder and then suddenly it will be calm. I'm ready for a steady shot of sunshine. Any time now.

Thank you, little plastic man, for bearing the burden of my social networks, Netflix, Pandora, Angry Birds and Texts From Last Night. I know it's a lot to handle.

No more fighting over whose mug belongs to whom!