Are you on or off today?

Irises are hella masculine flowers.

No more fighting over whose mug belongs to whom!

Thank you, little plastic man, for bearing the burden of my social networks, Netflix, Pandora, Angry Birds and Texts From Last Night. I know it's a lot to handle.

This guy wants nothing more than to make your day brighter with his delicious pizza! Thanks, yarn dude!

Ahhhhhh doesn't that look refreshing? Laying out on liverwurst beach with an umbrella and a lettuce bush nearby for a snack. We've been having freak hailstorms with lightning and thunder and then suddenly it will be calm. I'm ready for a steady shot of sunshine. Any time now.