I solemnly swear I am drinking hot beverages.
When you have unicorns, duct tape, alcohol and magic on your side you really can't lose. That unicorn knows what I'm talking about, he's already had a couple.
The Firebolt is a status symbol. Show it off any way you can.
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Like a soft, tiny version of my beloved My Little Ponies of yore, this unicorn has the flowingest mane and tail I've seen since I was seven.
I've been trying to cut back on the salt, but my doctor said I can add as much magic as I want.