If you have a toddler you are pretty much legally obligated to dress them up like an Ewok. Don't think, just do it.
Now you can shoot from the hip hands free. Of course you'll be shooting spit-up milk, but it's a start.
Real books cause papercuts and have too many words. Start off a little easier.
Learning to spread peanut butter and jelly on bread is an important step to building the motor skills necessary for driving a car and french braiding hair.
Who wouldn't love a pillow with their family on it? Amazing gift to pass down through generations!