Real books cause papercuts and have too many words. Start off a little easier.
Learning to spread peanut butter and jelly on bread is an important step to building the motor skills necessary for driving a car and french braiding hair.
If you have a toddler you are pretty much legally obligated to dress them up like an Ewok. Don't think, just do it.
Apple, ball and cat were so last year. Let's get with the retro times and teach our kids something useful!
What a special way to say goodbye to your class! I would have felt so incredibly special if my teacher had mad a little sandwich with my face on it! I'd be the one in the lower left with glasses. Nerd ahoy!
Now you can shoot from the hip hands free. Of course you'll be shooting spit-up milk, but it's a start.