Living in the past isn't always a bad thing.
If you can't spend every minute hugging your iPad (and I know you want to), you can get a panda to do it for you!
What? No, I don't have an iPad, I just have a fuzzy, delicious lunch. Nothing to see here, muggers. Move along.
while I don't recommend swinging anything around by its tail, especially an expensive gadget, it's good to know the option exists.
Is the bloom off the rose? Is the novelty of your iPad wearing off? Spruce it up a bit with a mushroom case! Re-up that nerd cred and walk the cubicle maze with your head held high!
For some people, all an iPad is is a giant, very expensive Gameboy.