Meta tie is meta. At least it's always properly tied.
Remember when mom used to make a sheet cake and transform it magically into Snoopy or Garfield or a bat or a witch or a goldfish? Throw out your fancy cake molds and get creative!
Pencils aren't just for filling in Scantron sheets!
As long as they're not scratching the hell out of my neck, I'm sold!
Dinner parties can be boring for little kids. Give them something to play with.
Build your own spring-loaded coffin to fling live spiders into your nemesis' hair!