It's about time to start stocking up on all the essential gruesome bits for the upcoming MOST IMPORTANT HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR.
So much better than crepe paper! I know the theme of my next party!
Meta tie is meta. At least it's always properly tied.
Dinner parties can be boring for little kids. Give them something to play with.
As long as they're not scratching the hell out of my neck, I'm sold!
Pencils aren't just for filling in Scantron sheets!
Remember when mom used to make a sheet cake and transform it magically into Snoopy or Garfield or a bat or a witch or a goldfish? Throw out your fancy cake molds and get creative!