There are times when you just need a little emergency magic!
Wouldn't it be nice to deflate the planet and tuck it in your pocket when you're not using it?
Bowl over your friends with your ostentatious yard decor!
All the relaxation and perfection, none of the work!
Don't let a season pass by without a giant whatever in your front yard!
Pine needles are messy, plus, what are you supposed to do with a wreath after Christmas? This is no fuss and silly to boot!