Bowl over your friends with your ostentatious yard decor!
There are times when you just need a little emergency magic!
Pine needles are messy, plus, what are you supposed to do with a wreath after Christmas? This is no fuss and silly to boot!
An ideal pet! No dander, no litter box, no affection!
Being allergic to bees is such a bummer when bee beards are so in style.
Someone buy me this. I don't care that it's only 50 degrees outside!