Bowl over your friends with your ostentatious yard decor!
Being allergic to bees is such a bummer when bee beards are so in style.
Backyard parties used to be so pedestrian, keeping up with the Jones's is getting interesting.
Pine needles are messy, plus, what are you supposed to do with a wreath after Christmas? This is no fuss and silly to boot!
An ideal pet! No dander, no litter box, no affection!