An ideal pet! No dander, no litter box, no affection!
One bite was enough. Stop chewing on my inner tube!
Being allergic to bees is such a bummer when bee beards are so in style.
There are times when you just need a little emergency magic!
Backyard parties used to be so pedestrian, keeping up with the Jones's is getting interesting.
Wouldn't it be nice to deflate the planet and tuck it in your pocket when you're not using it?