Being allergic to bees is such a bummer when bee beards are so in style.
Wouldn't it be nice to deflate the planet and tuck it in your pocket when you're not using it?
Pine needles are messy, plus, what are you supposed to do with a wreath after Christmas? This is no fuss and silly to boot!
Don't let a season pass by without a giant whatever in your front yard!
There are times when you just need a little emergency magic!