It won't make that satisfying crackly plastic sound, but at least it also wont clog up a landfill!

I also tend to throw my clothes at the wall to see if they'll stick so this is perfect.

I don't know if I could handle the constant suggestion to drink hot chocolate, but I would love to impress my coworkers with this.

I'll take three cups of tea, please.

It's like drinking the bottle at both ends.