It's sad to watch them melt but they provided you with an important service!
At least it's your own mustache and not someone else's.
Are we sure that no LSD is going to leach into the ice from the plastic?
Did you know that a trick to getting perfectly clear ice cubes is to freeze boiling hot water? It's true, try it!
When you need your drinks to really pack a punch.
I'm not a fan of not being able to identify what's floating in my drink, but if you promise it's just ice then we're good.