Well now I don't think that piggy is a very nice judgment! Enjoy your ice cream ring free of prejudice!
Alcohol takes too long to chill, let's get moving here!
When someone puts so much work into an edible tribute, it's touching really. You've got to REALLY love Hello Kitty to devise a plan of attack for such elaborate sushi rolls. And to think, poor kitty will be eaten up so fast!
At least it's your own mustache and not someone else's.
As sad as it is to watch a little Russian doll melt in your drink, just think, you can always make more!
The invisible man's dentures need a soak now and again too.