Looking for a snack? Why not Zoidberg?

So maybe I don't want a real hot dog. Maybe I just want a cookie. Don't judge me!

Even as an adult I still sometimes find that a plain hot dog can be an awesomely satisfying snack. I'd even be tempted to cut it up like a little insect and play with my food a little. You're never too old!

The holiday spirit sticks around a little doesn't it? After two solid months of marketing overload it's hard to let go right away. That's okay. You can still sneak a little cheer in here and there. Make some stockings out of hot dogs! I won't hold it against you!