When I first got my septum pierced my dad used to make constant bull jokes. This is basically the face I gave him in response.
Brohoof! Join the herd!
Those are some serious horns you've got there! Way to put them to some good use.
He looks sweet now, but if anyone tries to take anything out of your little pouch, he'll defend your property with fierceness.
Get your unicorn on!
I'm not sure this little guy will get off the ground too well with those teeny tiny wings but I'd sure like to watch him try!