My home is only accessible by the magic of unicorn power!
His horn's too stubby and cute to do any damage, go ahead, wear him every day!
Tell your friends you hunted it yourself!
Gallop your pretty self over here into my mouth!
This blockhead unicorn is not quite as happy looking as the title suggests, maybe it's just his way.
I suppose you could mount this on your bus pass if you must but it really isn't necessary.