My home is only accessible by the magic of unicorn power!
There are times when you just need a little emergency magic!
Isn't it nice to snuggle with a narwhal without getting stabbed in the eye?
Gallop your pretty self over here into my mouth!
I suppose you could mount this on your bus pass if you must but it really isn't necessary.
His horn's too stubby and cute to do any damage, go ahead, wear him every day!