My home is only accessible by the magic of unicorn power!
I'm really good at losing and forgetting rings when I take them off. Maybe if I had a pet narwhal he'd remind me to put them back on!
Tell your friends you hunted it yourself!
This blockhead unicorn is not quite as happy looking as the title suggests, maybe it's just his way.
Gallop your pretty self over here into my mouth!
I suppose you could mount this on your bus pass if you must but it really isn't necessary.
There are times when you just need a little emergency magic!