There are times when you just need a little emergency magic!
My home is only accessible by the magic of unicorn power!
Isn't it nice to snuggle with a narwhal without getting stabbed in the eye?
His horn's too stubby and cute to do any damage, go ahead, wear him every day!
You've always dreamed of being a magical, mythical being, admit it! Now you can get one step closer. Toss that mane, girl!
Tell your friends you hunted it yourself!
I suppose you could mount this on your bus pass if you must but it really isn't necessary.