Tell your friends you hunted it yourself!
My home is only accessible by the magic of unicorn power!
Isn't it nice to snuggle with a narwhal without getting stabbed in the eye?
This blockhead unicorn is not quite as happy looking as the title suggests, maybe it's just his way.
Gallop your pretty self over here into my mouth!
You've always dreamed of being a magical, mythical being, admit it! Now you can get one step closer. Toss that mane, girl!