I suppose you could mount this on your bus pass if you must but it really isn't necessary.
Tell your friends you hunted it yourself!
His horn's too stubby and cute to do any damage, go ahead, wear him every day!
Gallop your pretty self over here into my mouth!
There are times when you just need a little emergency magic!
I'm really good at losing and forgetting rings when I take them off. Maybe if I had a pet narwhal he'd remind me to put them back on!