Isn't it nice to snuggle with a narwhal without getting stabbed in the eye?
I'm really good at losing and forgetting rings when I take them off. Maybe if I had a pet narwhal he'd remind me to put them back on!
Gallop your pretty self over here into my mouth!
I suppose you could mount this on your bus pass if you must but it really isn't necessary.
This blockhead unicorn is not quite as happy looking as the title suggests, maybe it's just his way.
His horn's too stubby and cute to do any damage, go ahead, wear him every day!