I'm really good at losing and forgetting rings when I take them off. Maybe if I had a pet narwhal he'd remind me to put them back on!
I suppose you could mount this on your bus pass if you must but it really isn't necessary.
My home is only accessible by the magic of unicorn power!
Isn't it nice to snuggle with a narwhal without getting stabbed in the eye?
You've always dreamed of being a magical, mythical being, admit it! Now you can get one step closer. Toss that mane, girl!
There are times when you just need a little emergency magic!