My home is only accessible by the magic of unicorn power!
Gallop your pretty self over here into my mouth!
I'm really good at losing and forgetting rings when I take them off. Maybe if I had a pet narwhal he'd remind me to put them back on!
This blockhead unicorn is not quite as happy looking as the title suggests, maybe it's just his way.
I suppose you could mount this on your bus pass if you must but it really isn't necessary.
Isn't it nice to snuggle with a narwhal without getting stabbed in the eye?