This blockhead unicorn is not quite as happy looking as the title suggests, maybe it's just his way.
My home is only accessible by the magic of unicorn power!
His horn's too stubby and cute to do any damage, go ahead, wear him every day!
I suppose you could mount this on your bus pass if you must but it really isn't necessary.
You've always dreamed of being a magical, mythical being, admit it! Now you can get one step closer. Toss that mane, girl!
Tell your friends you hunted it yourself!