I'm really good at losing and forgetting rings when I take them off. Maybe if I had a pet narwhal he'd remind me to put them back on!
You've always dreamed of being a magical, mythical being, admit it! Now you can get one step closer. Toss that mane, girl!
I suppose you could mount this on your bus pass if you must but it really isn't necessary.
There are times when you just need a little emergency magic!
My home is only accessible by the magic of unicorn power!
Gallop your pretty self over here into my mouth!