I'm really good at losing and forgetting rings when I take them off. Maybe if I had a pet narwhal he'd remind me to put them back on!
His horn's too stubby and cute to do any damage, go ahead, wear him every day!
Gallop your pretty self over here into my mouth!
You've always dreamed of being a magical, mythical being, admit it! Now you can get one step closer. Toss that mane, girl!
Isn't it nice to snuggle with a narwhal without getting stabbed in the eye?
Tell your friends you hunted it yourself!