I suppose you could mount this on your bus pass if you must but it really isn't necessary.
Isn't it nice to snuggle with a narwhal without getting stabbed in the eye?
You've always dreamed of being a magical, mythical being, admit it! Now you can get one step closer. Toss that mane, girl!
Tell your friends you hunted it yourself!
His horn's too stubby and cute to do any damage, go ahead, wear him every day!
There are times when you just need a little emergency magic!