His horn's too stubby and cute to do any damage, go ahead, wear him every day!
There are times when you just need a little emergency magic!
Gallop your pretty self over here into my mouth!
Isn't it nice to snuggle with a narwhal without getting stabbed in the eye?
This blockhead unicorn is not quite as happy looking as the title suggests, maybe it's just his way.
Tell your friends you hunted it yourself!