No more nasty squash! Peppermint all the way!

I hope you're all having a safe, delicious and festive holiday! Enjoy your BBQs and fireworks!

Summer's here! Sit back, relax, and enjoy A Cheezburger Summer!

Someone or something or other decided that today was Play Your Ukulele Day. Fair enough! Here's a rundown of some custom-built models by Etsy store Celentano Woodworks, just in case you weren't already convinced that the ukulele is the World's Most Whimsical Instrument™.

I get a little tired of the traditional red and green all over everything this time of year. This is so much more pleasing to the eye. Plus, who wants to eat a blood red cookie?

Pine needles are messy, plus, what are you supposed to do with a wreath after Christmas? This is no fuss and silly to boot!

Champagne, fresh fruit, jiggles, perfection! This looks so fresh and cooling and perfect paired with a glass of bubbly and some whipped cream. Man I'm glad I have a patio!

"Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today."

You guys, what day is it?