Thank you, little plastic man, for bearing the burden of my social networks, Netflix, Pandora, Angry Birds and Texts From Last Night. I know it's a lot to handle.
It's a little weird that he's pooping tissue, but I'll take it.
It seems ridiculous to have something so big just to hold toothpicks, but hey, if you have a lot of counter space to fill up, you could do worse.
I'm not sure why a sentient lump of tofu is interested in holding my phone for me but here you go, buddy, go nuts.
Imagine the awesome patterns if you dropped him off the table onto a big sheet of paper?
Stop hogging all the snacks, hedgie!
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