It seems ridiculous to have something so big just to hold toothpicks, but hey, if you have a lot of counter space to fill up, you could do worse.
Imagine the awesome patterns if you dropped him off the table onto a big sheet of paper?
Coffee and a snack is all business around these parts. This is not casual Friday, make sure your break is attired properly.
It's a little weird that he's pooping tissue, but I'll take it.