Keep your valuables safe with the threat that you're a terrible shot with a blaster.
Stay warm through Halloween and the rest of the winter with this snuggly beard-and-helmet combo.
Sure, there have been other hats with facial hair, but these are by far the most robust.
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Wait, scratch that, reverse it. You know your hair is gonna look like crap when you take the thing off so fool 'em for a bit.
It's the least he can do to make up for stealing the eggs, really.