Don't be shy, hog! Let's be friends!
Imagine the awesome patterns if you dropped him off the table onto a big sheet of paper?
Here's one hedgie I wouldn't mind snuggling up to.
Stop hogging all the snacks, hedgie!
What's spiny and slippery and smells a little like Christmas? Soap shaped like a hedgehog! Good thing it's not very pointy, bath time could get scary.
He must be having a really good dream, he's blushing!
Why I never! The gall!