Stop hogging all the snacks, hedgie!
Don't be shy, hog! Let's be friends!
Just wrapping a blanket around your feet and your laptop power converter isn't cutting anymore. Treat yourself to a new friend!
They can be tough to spot lumbering through the grass but I hear it's good luck to find one in your yard.
What's spiny and slippery and smells a little like Christmas? Soap shaped like a hedgehog! Good thing it's not very pointy, bath time could get scary.
Imagine the awesome patterns if you dropped him off the table onto a big sheet of paper?
Why I never! The gall!