Giraffes are so elegant and majestic, I'd put them on pretty much anything!
Available at: Shapeways http://www.shapeways.com/model/149334/giraffe_ring.html?gid=ug2007 ($20)
All the benefits of keeping a dog in your purse with none of the mess or animal rights protests.
Sadly the exterior of this amazing Pentax digital camera won't make the subjects of your photos look more like robots. But it sure is cheerful!
No time to make it out to visit the old gods in person? No worries.
Well hello there, Kitty! You're doing a lovely job of watching over your flock of hot, crispy, salty fries but I'm afraid your duties are through. I'll take over from here.
Luckily, since it's only his head, Bender can't tell you to bite his shiny metal ass.