Every girl has a little Harley in her. Show it off!
You know the cat would just rip the head off a catnip mouse anyway. Take out the guesswork here.
Don't feel too bad for Mr. Bear Bun, I bet that egg wash was really good for his skin!
Well hello there, Kitty! You're doing a lovely job of watching over your flock of hot, crispy, salty fries but I'm afraid your duties are through. I'll take over from here.
Luckily, since it's only his head, Bender can't tell you to bite his shiny metal ass.
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Giraffes are so elegant and majestic, I'd put them on pretty much anything!