Every girl has a little Harley in her. Show it off!
No time to make it out to visit the old gods in person? No worries.
There are days when what you really need is to have a giant Stitch head on your head. We all have these days.
Humiliating rodents is one of the best hobbies!
You know the cat would just rip the head off a catnip mouse anyway. Take out the guesswork here.
Luckily, since it's only his head, Bender can't tell you to bite his shiny metal ass.
Giraffes are so elegant and majestic, I'd put them on pretty much anything!