The tusks frame your face so nicely!
I wish the little wings on this hat could help me commute to work in the mornings. Walking is so boring.
Everyone knows that Bender is the greatest. If you disagree then I invite to to bite my shiny metal ass.
Let's hope the cat comes back to clean up the mess you all made in the kitchen baking these up.
I'd like to see how all my clothes look on someone with a tiny head and a rail thin body.
Hey friends in the Southern Hemisphere, I hope you're staying warm! Here's an awesome hat to help!