No matter your mood, there's a Care Bear hat for you!
Not approved for people with a fear of having their heads eaten by sugar-craving dinosaurs.
The tusks frame your face so nicely!
Because carrying a hat is far more stylish than wearing one.
It's the closest you're gonna get to being a real pony.
I need a toothpick, where did that rascally rabbit go?
"Naw I'm just kidding, you're a wonderful human being."