Dear world, deliver a case of these to me immediately, thank you. I have a lot of parties to go to this week.

I was partying with aliens who kept messing with my hair and now I'm hungover. Sorry dude.

Sometimes we overindulge. It happens, and it's okay. It's holiday party season and man is there a lot of hot mulled wine, hot buttered rum, champagne, hot chocolate with Rumplemintz out there tempting us with its deliciousness. These Japanese gummies claim to help cure a hangover. Ship me a case and I'll let you know if they work. I've got about a gallon of wine on the stove to get through.