You're not good for much, are you, toucan? At least tou-can open my cans for me. That's useful enough.
I've always thought a squirrel tail would make a great handle. But usually I was thinking about how it was a handle to pick up a squirrel, not a cup.
Fight some serious battles of wits on your corkboard.
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