Doesn't look to filling, but it will have to do.
The big rice swim meet is today, wasn't it nice of mom to think of you and make you a themed lunch? You're gonna rock that rice backstroke, piggy!
Considering how angry these birds are, I'm assuming that you'll have to find a friend with a pig lunch and get the eggs from them to complete your meal.
Well hello lunch buddies! Shall we sit in the park today while I eat each one of your tiny little faces off? Thanks for being so cheerful about all this, you're real troopers.
I'm all about the cool nori punch things that you can use to make really cool eyes for little piggies and stuff in bento lunches, but I have to applaud the simplicity of using sesame seeds on their own for eyes. Super well done!
It's only appropriate to fashion the facial features of yummy little piggies out of pork products. Plus, hot dogs are really a wonderful thing; waste no part of the pig, I say!
Perfect for the tiny Ponyo fan in any family.
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