Look out, there's icing in your hair!
There's no shame in having all sorts of cute surprises hanging out of your hair.
Oh hipster bear, I know you're really into your fixed gear bike and riding without a helmet and drinking PBR but if you want to hold a job that affords you said cheap beer, you might want to consider a haircut.
Some days you just want a tiny friend on your head.
Admit it, you really really want a shirt with hair on it that you can braid.
There are days when you have to girl it up to the extreme. Just for yourself. Never forget how fun it can be to be a girl.