Look out, there's icing in your hair!
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Any jewelry that comes with pretty pretty pink hair for me to brush and style is right up my alley!
There's no shame in having all sorts of cute surprises hanging out of your hair.
It's a sad fact, even divas have to do dishes. Bonus, this also looks like a microphone so you can sing along to your stereo while you do chores.
Oh hipster bear, I know you're really into your fixed gear bike and riding without a helmet and drinking PBR but if you want to hold a job that affords you said cheap beer, you might want to consider a haircut.