Some days you just want a tiny friend on your head.
Oh hipster bear, I know you're really into your fixed gear bike and riding without a helmet and drinking PBR but if you want to hold a job that affords you said cheap beer, you might want to consider a haircut.
Admit it, you really really want a shirt with hair on it that you can braid.
Look out, there's icing in your hair!
Can I get some extra fireballs on earrings? Thanks.
It's a sad fact, even divas have to do dishes. Bonus, this also looks like a microphone so you can sing along to your stereo while you do chores.
Wait, scratch that, reverse it. You know your hair is gonna look like crap when you take the thing off so fool 'em for a bit.