Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your sweet fondant!
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Wait, scratch that, reverse it. You know your hair is gonna look like crap when you take the thing off so fool 'em for a bit.
Admit it, you really really want a shirt with hair on it that you can braid.
Some days you just want a tiny friend on your head.