A cat drawn with cat hair on jewelry? Good thing I'm not allergic!
Oh hipster bear, I know you're really into your fixed gear bike and riding without a helmet and drinking PBR but if you want to hold a job that affords you said cheap beer, you might want to consider a haircut.
There are days when you have to girl it up to the extreme. Just for yourself. Never forget how fun it can be to be a girl.
Look out, there's icing in your hair!
Wait, scratch that, reverse it. You know your hair is gonna look like crap when you take the thing off so fool 'em for a bit.
I now wish I had long hair just so I could wrap it up and sleep with cute little hearts all over my head!
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your sweet fondant!