I know you're only assembling a playpen, but you can pretend you're in your own version of Die Hard.
Getting my hair to look this good is like playing a game of Russian Roulette.
I hate wrapping gifts so much, pointing a gun at the boxes sounds incredibly satisfying.
This will be sure to help you wake up in the morning.
Kitty's getting tired of the cutesy, innocent game, it's time to show her aggressive side.
If they ever do a Victorian-era remake of eXistenz, these will make great props!
Shooting big ol' guns is just as fun for girly girls as it is for manly men!