Something tells me this guy won't hold water.
You need someone around who is attentive and a good listener. I know just the penguin for you.
This hat is much like every other Totoro hat but for one thing. Wait for it, do you see it yet? Isn't it the BEST?
He looks sweet now, but if anyone tries to take anything out of your little pouch, he'll defend your property with fierceness.
Is it colored cakes? Perfect frosting? It's too amazing, I can't even wrap my brains around it.
Can we ever get enough Totoro? No, no we can't.