Who says Santa's little helpers have to look like humans? Maybe there's a special penguin out there who has the skills and the motivation and wants to get in on the ground floor of the jolly man's shop. We should give him a chance!
From the depths of the underworld comes pretty much the cutest evil lord ever. Sure you'll slowly sink into the dark morass of madness, but isn't it worth it to get your hands on cookies this adorable?