I understand wanting to make friends with all the furry woodland creatures. Wearing an acorn around your neck may help.
You thought you had an impressive credit limit? Is your card literally made of gold, pearls and diamonds? I didn't think so.
Is your love for Captain Jack Sparrow worth $466,000? Mine is worth $can-I-have-my-money-back-for-sitting-through-that-second-movie?
This clever cake is a perfect trap for a leprechaun! He'll fall for it every time. Also, there's a surprise! Hidden rainbow!!!
This baffles me just about as much as those jade chains all carved from one piece of rock. I mean I understand how it works but I just can't really wrap my brain around it!
Wear your hearts on your neck, keep your lifelines close!
Putting gold on your food is only for super fancy people. Like me. I've got on my nicest sweat pants and I'm drinking cheap tea out of my college mug. Bring me all the gold food!