Just because the guards aren't allowed to smile doesn't mean they don't enjoy the attention. You know they must trade stories about tourists in the off-hours.
These cakes are decorated so immaculately, I'd like to wear one like a tiny hat!
Who needs gold at the end of a rainbow when you have a rainbow made of tasty tasty cookie? A good snack is worth more than gold any day!
Is your love for Captain Jack Sparrow worth $466,000? Mine is worth $can-I-have-my-money-back-for-sitting-through-that-second-movie?
I wish I could have a full sized tree that looks like a swirl of green frosting with sprinkles. I'd just take little nibbles every day.
This baffles me just about as much as those jade chains all carved from one piece of rock. I mean I understand how it works but I just can't really wrap my brain around it!
Too chicken to get a gold cap for your real tooth? Just rock this instead!