I was saving those peanuts on the back porch and you just keep hiding them!
Oh how I love rainbow season! These snacks are so bright and cheerful and could be full of surprises if you find a wee pot of gold at the end of your rainbow cup!
I understand wanting to make friends with all the furry woodland creatures. Wearing an acorn around your neck may help.
Just because the guards aren't allowed to smile doesn't mean they don't enjoy the attention. You know they must trade stories about tourists in the off-hours.
You know what my outfit is often lacking in? Kitties!
Putting gold on your food is only for super fancy people. Like me. I've got on my nicest sweat pants and I'm drinking cheap tea out of my college mug. Bring me all the gold food!