Whisker implants are a little extreme, try these on for size first.
Not only do nerds have more fun, they can also see better through their thick glasses.
Available at: Girlz Lyfe http://www.girlzlyfe.com/products/Hello-Kitty-Nerd-Lunch-Box.html ($14)
Seeing the world through cloud-colored glasses doesn't have to be a bad thing.
Now Hello Kitty can be a nerd with your glasses while you sleep. You don't mind do you?
Since my cat won't sit still enough for me to balance a beer on her head, these will have to do.