No need to be dramatic.
Someday I'll have a big ol' house with a dressing room decorated in all frilly pinkness and lace and I'll hire someone to keep it clean and organized for me and all the lighting fixtures will look like this.
You have that one friend who is a little bit crazy and likes high-heeled slippers and showing off her cleavage and doing tequila shots first thing at the bar. She's getting married, you're in charge of shower snacks. These are perfect!
Getting things done around the house is not reserved just for dudes. The advantage we as women have is doing it in style.