This dude is so stoked that he's dating the cutest girl in town, and he should be, she's a catch! And to you girly, he loves you, use it to your advantage! (Hint, Diamonds!)
I'm usually freezing in the shower before the furnace has kicked on, maybe this will trick me into thinking I'm in a tropical wonderland.
Available at: Fabric Kitchen http://www.etsy.com/listing/58687191/cute-penguin-plush ($35 each)
Nilla wafers are dangerous. I can probably polish off a box in one sitting if I'm not careful. How could someone resist snacking long enough to melt candy, dip the cookies, let them cool AND decorate them? Patience, man.
Why shouldn't a giant squid have its own tiny squid to play with?
Sometimes you just want to be a fox with a bouffant, you know?
Soften up a little, ballerina. Your solo is coming up.