You're all tall and mighty now, but just wait until I take you down a couple notches when I'm drinking my tea.
Hunting giraffes is not recommended. Plus, how would you fit an entire giraffe head in your house? Let's go small or go home.
This giraffe is too sleepy! You'd think that being part of a coffee drink would keep one peppy, but evidently this guy could do with an extra shot or two.
I'd never even considered that giraffes' spots weren't as interesting as they could be until now. You go giraffe! You flaunt whatever pattern you like!
The giraffes at the zoo have it made, they can see over the fences!
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