I demand centerpieces with hidden presents at every dinner party forever!
Bringing a gift to your teacher may not insure a good grade but might get you out of crappy tasks!
Did you know that in Japan, girls buy chocolates for the boys instead of the other way around? My man would love a super intricate anime-themed chocolate!
Call it a cake in a jar, call it a jark, I honestly couldn't care less what you call it, just get me a spoon and get out of my way!
I demand that forever starting now every flower arrangement that crosses my path shall have a kitty face in it.