I hate how my phone fits in my pocket so easily. Can I get a carrying case with a heavy charger in it?
A mustache says a lot about a man. And a fridge.
Are there words that can express how glorious this cake is? Chocolate, peanut butter, miracles, Halloween, drool. Does that do it?
In my house we are super class and always have a bottle of cheap, barely potable sparkling wine around. Do you think giant cork furniture will make us even classier?
You need a giant sharpener for the giant pencils you use to collect your super stupendous bigtime ideas.
Sometimes I wonder how those giant, fluffy bumblebees manage to fly with those tiny wings.
Verrrry tricky! Here I thought I was the lucky recipient of the biggest apple ever and it's just a stupid cake.