I don't think this giant donut could bake fast enough for me. I'd just stand in front of the oven drooling saying "hurry hurry hurry!"
Are you ready to try your hand at magic elf-powered amigurumi? Buy the pattern for this big, snuggly squid and have at it!
Judging by the size of those chocolate chips and the scoops of ice cream, this ice cream sandwich is roughly the size of my head. What's that? No I'm totally going to finish it, get your own!
You need a giant sharpener for the giant pencils you use to collect your super stupendous bigtime ideas.
Are there words that can express how glorious this cake is? Chocolate, peanut butter, miracles, Halloween, drool. Does that do it?