I bet we could get to Westeros before the season three premiere!
Ours is the Fury
Does the Melisandre pony give birth to a real shadow demon? Cool!
Are you a huge nerd like me? Do you love Game of Thrones and follow the old gods? Do you wish you had a creepy old tree with a face to pray to? You can at least eat this one!
Do you have the guts (to spill) to wear the hand of the king?
Set humor to ludicrous speed!