All glory to the desktop toy!
When you've only got one eye, it's best to take good care of it and shield it from the sun.
Luckily, since it's only his head, Bender can't tell you to bite his shiny metal ass.
Careful, if Nibbler gets too good a grip on your noggin, you're a goner!
"Naw I'm just kidding, you're a wonderful human being."
He'll soften up a bit once he realizes how crappy human hands are for playing the holophoner.
Everyone knows that Bender is the greatest. If you disagree then I invite to to bite my shiny metal ass.