When you've only got one eye, it's best to take good care of it and shield it from the sun.
Luckily, since it's only his head, Bender can't tell you to bite his shiny metal ass.
He'll soften up a bit once he realizes how crappy human hands are for playing the holophoner.
Zoidberg looks a little too much like he wants to chew on my spleen, but otherwise these guys are super precious!
"Naw I'm just kidding, you're a wonderful human being."
Careful, if Nibbler gets too good a grip on your noggin, you're a goner!
All glory to the desktop toy!
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